Montanelli there! Objective accomplished I had a demonstration of how the strength of culture can overwhelm even the most savage animal that exists on earth.
I live in constant terror that my cats (I told my?) Svicolino through a small hole created in my house recently to allow the creation of a guest room. As in MISUSE room there is a new sofa that still smells of Chinese factory Gattaccia seems to feel the taste in achieving such Asian comfort for relaxing after a day spent not doing anything of a caper. The result is a eviente contamination of the area.
Here, then, that after a family consultation, the Council declared the area was in receivership and has seen fit to entrust me carte blanche so that cats are put down the threat as soon as possible with all means available to ensure a rapid restoration of legality in a short time.
mediation with the people concerned was hard but in the end there was a winner: the culture!
grateful to the whole series of "History of Italy" by Indrone Montanelli, at the time given to me by dear grandfather never kept the promise of leggiucchiarla time lost access to the room of the buttons has been blocked.
The micettone finds himself in front of a giant paper, ink and binding bright. A block of granite, immovable, capable of reasserting the superiority of reason in animals ignorant and crude.
words heavy, heavy as it was the joint effort.
At dusk small gatherings of cats spreading terror in the kitchen, setting fire to some napkins in style French banlieues and the shelf break in the croquettes.
The broom intervenes to quell the uprising. The demonstrators, 40,000 according to the organizers, two seconds the police are missing.
The night proceeds more or less peaceful, but the fear was so great and remain in full view of all the depressing results sterile and fruitless protest.
Later, the police will issue some photos obtained from security cameras. These are the alleged leader of the revolt?
are evaluating the the thankless task of investigators to shed light on the actual matrix of the criminal act or whether it is in general a measure of matrix insurrectionary anarchists.
Many responses from the feline world.
Tom, the famous comedy duo "Tom and Jerry" states that "the path of violence is wrong is trying to achieve any goal" while Sylvester the cat does not hide any embarrassment "I had given my willingness to protest, but I never thought that my friends would come about. " The group of
Aristocats, Duchess through a spokesman, took steps to block funding promised months ago to the organizers of the protest calling as an injured party in each other.
Garfield interviewed on the sidelines of the Berlin festival adds: "Our species should be confined to enjoy more TV and lasagna instead of taking illegal action."
One lone voice comes instead from the cat Felix, always explicitly close the protest: "I do not know what happened but the array of Precista squad of police and no dialogue are a clear symptom that something is wrong. Well would special commissioner to launch an inquiry into the modus operandi of its agents. If this is not possible I will start the formal process of a breach of international law of the cats within the European Commission at the next session. "
Special Thanks to Indro, wherever he is. My new couch is safe!
