Saturday, September 27, 2008

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Berlusconi is dead.

Daniele Luttazzi.


The announcement was made yesterday morning at 10 in Portofino. Confindustria, trade unions, opposition and the clergy pay homage to the greatest commotion. A month of funerals. Emilio Fede commits suicide.



ROME, January 26, 2030 - The first day without a withdrawal of Italy as Berlusconi sees herself, and from television screens on Channel One continuously spread the notes of the Force Italy, slow down in a solemn and majestic performance by the master Pregadio. "The great and the beloved leader of our country, Silvio Berlusconi, is dead " said the statement read on the radio by One Party spokesman , Francesco Rutelli.

No one can claim to fill the immense void left by Berlusconi and its facelift. Bossi, the designated successor, he is not survived politically, swept away by the educational reform which forced ministers to literacy. It 'also to replace the director of the unique size Emilio Fede, that the news of the death of Berlusconi took his own life by throwing himself under a roulette.
A positive assessment on the work of Berlusconi was given yesterday by the 'Osservatore Romano in italics signed by His Holiness, Pope John Baget Bozzo, who praised "the framework of the Italian people in order to urge everyone to give their best possible work in exchange for the minimum guarantees of union. "
"Faith must pass a test. There is nothing so whole as a broken heart. Now living in Silvio Berlusconi's words and deeds that has left us the immortal" , said the President of the Chamber One Sandro Bondi in his eulogy. "Berlusconi lives in the memory of humanity. There are not enough words to express our sad sense vacuum ".

Confindustria has paid tribute to the life of superhuman master par excellence Silvio Berlusconi. " He showed that the magnitude over any previous employers feeds of weakness and submission of the masses while we sit magnificence in Capri and Porto Cervo ", said the new president of Confindustria, Gabriella Carlucci, going to beat the Porsche against a disabled person in a wheelchair. " Life entrepreneur Berlusconi has made it stronger employers oppressed. We have seen the triumph of monopolists, replenish the caste of privileged people, revive the undue authority. His passing leaves us stronger " said finally Carlucci, scoured away before the arrival of the brigade.
It was put to work, the Committee for the solemn funeral. It includes the Prime Minister Marcello Dell'Utri, the chairman of Military Commission of the People of Liberty Giovanni Brusca and Defense Minister Mortal Coil. The leaders of a single party had decided not to proceed with the cremation of the President: although the entry is not officially confirmed the impression of the observers is that the remains Berlusconi will be kept in the family mausoleum at Arcore or inside the Gabibbo.

The remains of Berlusconi should reach Tonight at the Quirinale Palace where they will remain on display until the smell - and Maurizio Costanzo - allow. E 'expected influx of millions of people. "will be a lot of people: just give people what people want" , says he is convinced Giorgio Gori, an expert audience, before being interrupted by a sms porn of Ventura.
set for December and the wedding of Veronica Lario Massimo Cacciari.

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